as kim kardashian says, "cellulite is not cute". i couldn't agree more, kim.
but if you are "little in the middle but you got much back" (for those of you unacquainted with sir mix-a-lot, that means bigger in the butt and thighs region), cellulite is often an unfortunate side effect of having such a shape.
this summer, i've discovered my best cellulite cure yet -- with the silliest name to boot. hippie rehab's lypo pallooza (i warned you) is a two step kit.
- opening act is a vitamin supplement that acts as an antioxidant and a diuretic - cleaning the body of toxins and excess fluids. the kit recommends you take two pills twice a day, i say only do that if you are constantly near a bathroom. i will say this, it works (dangerously well).
- headliner, the second step, is a cream that you rub liberally on the cellulite-d area, up to 3 times a day. this is my favorite step, because if i use it the night (before the beach) i wake up with my thighs looking noticably firmer.